Laughing It Out Makes Your Life Easier

Now we are here again to give you more articles that could make you happy and laugh , "laughing it out will make your life easier ". Its healthier , relaxes your mind and  improved your vigor to face the every day stress of our daily lives.  One of my friends  shared this to me and  its a joke that brings luck.  This is really a bargain it makes you laugh and at the same time brings you luck....

This is a Joke that should bring you luck!

An elderly woman walked into the bank in Canada one morning with a purse pull of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the President of the bank because she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions ( after all the customer is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the presidents office. 

The president of the bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000. The president was curious and ask her how she had been able to save such  amount of money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised "what kind of bets?"

The elderly woman replied,"Well i bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. 

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"

"Certainly", replied the president, "I bet you $25,000, that my testicles are not square."

"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind i would like to come back at 10:00 clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."

"No problem", said the president of the bank confidently. 

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles. Turning this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring hinself that there was no way he could lose the bet. 

The next morning at exactly 10' o clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square. 

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly. 

The president was happy to oblige. 

The elderly woman cam closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course" ,said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% be sure"

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, "Oh, its probably because i bet him $100,000 that around 10'o clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada."

HHaaahHHHaaaHHHaaaHHaaHHHaahHHaahhaahHHaa!!!

The origin of this Canadian story is unknown but it brings luck to everyone to whom it is sent. Whoever breaks the chain would definitely be unlucky. 

Do not keep this letter , copy it do not send money. Just forward it to many of your friends to whom you wish good luck.  Something good will happen to you, in the next four days. If the chain is not broken, you will have luck during the four days.

Even if all you do is make someone laugh , send it on !! Keep  Laughing !!!!

 

LOL Your Problems

In these difficult times when the world is now suffering from financial crisis. Its best to not take it seriously and accept it, lightly think it over, life would not end all of a sudden ,"there is always a light at the end of the tunnel but the greatest of all have some laughs". I want to share this with you . This was sent to me by a reader and she is one of my avid reader , i could not laught alone by myself so see this. There are translations in Filipino so sorry for the other english and language readers just translate it with the translator at the right side of this page..if it works , So LOL your problems...

IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO GO TO CHINA  FOR A VACATION, I JUST WANT TO HELP ORIENT YOU ON HOW TO READ OR INTERPRET SIGNS THERE... 
NAG-AALALA LANG AKO SA INYO BAKA MAHIRAPAN KAYO PAGDATING NIYO DUN! 

PAG ETO SUMALUBONG SA IYO SA AIRPORT, ABA'Y DAPAT LANG NA MATUWA KA!!!

 

Oi itulak mo daw pra buhay ka!   Anu daw? Bawal ata mag yosi sa loob o tinapang bisita ba?  Bawal tapakan natutulog  daw ung damo  Gawa sa china kya ilayo  nyo sa anak nyo  ihulog n yo daw ung anak nyo ng dahandahan  Dito mura mag patabas ng paa  sa mga gustong mag pakamatay dito daw  kayo pumunta  Ung mga sawa na sa buhay  o mag babagong buhay  Hahahaha anu bang gusto mong reaksyon ko dito  Gawin bang bote ang  lata?

PARA SIGURADO, DI BA ?!!

 

ISIPIN NIYO MUNANG MABUTI KUNG KAYA NIYONG KAININ ITO HA!

ETO, IWASAN NIYONG PUMUNTA DITO AT MALUNGKOT DITO!!!

SIGURO NAMAN, OBVIOUS NA ETO.... LIBRE NA NGA EH....KAYA DAPAT LANG SIGURO!!!

ME NAUNTOG NA NGA YATA EH... SABI NA KASING DAHAN DAHAN ANG PAG-UNTOG EH!!!

 

DITO, MARAMI KANG MAKIKILALA.. .. IBA-IBANG KLASE TALAGA!!!

KUNG GUSTO MO LAANG NAMAN....

ETO MEDYO NAGULUHAN DIN AKO... MASASAKTAN BA AKO KUNG DI KO IPE-PRESS O BAKA MASAKTAN AKO KUNG IPE-PRESS KO.... HMMMM....  BAHALA NA KAYO MAG-DECIDE KUNG SUSUNDIN NIYO ETO O ANO....

DITO KASI, DI LANG ASO ANG DELIKADO!!!

SA MGA FANS NI FRODO AT SAM, DAMI KAYONG MABIBILING LIBRO DITO....

TEKA...... DI KO YATA KAYA TO AH.....  ...BASTA IPUWESTO NIYONG MAIGI ANG SILYA AT PANATILIING MALINIS ANG MESA PAGTAPOS NIYO MAMATAY!!!    MALINAW NA BA?!!  O  MGA PINOY  NATAWA   BA  KAYO ?

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Lesson 3, 2 months no blog posting

The 2 months no blog posting had given me  time to review my blogsite and drew some lessons;

IF BLOGGERS PAY FOR WHAT THEY ARE WRITING?

• Content for the blog is really the key factor , it is what the readers, subscriber and visitors wants on a blog.  When i started blogging i just write articles that i feel , so it  just comes out naturally , it is what your thinking and it is what is coming out of your emotions.  After a few months , i found that i had to improve my blog with this SEO thing , this is Search Engine Optimization. This is the offshot to a modern, enrich, business like and income generating  blogging. What i know of blogging is that  'it is an account of what you want to write" or journalizing,  and since we are in a world of business everything is a capital that should have interest. What i mean , if you are writing a blog it would be an expense on the part of the server,  so the server must earn from your blog. But if you would be paying the server for what you are writing, i think there would be less people who will write. So it is good for server or hosting sites to register many writers to have many artilces on their sites "like google". Now how will they earn from bloggers,  they put advertisements on your blog , "presto" they earn ..So you will write more for them, then you are given an incentive a payment for your writing but you have to follow their regulations or else , your out.   

TOOLS TO DETERMINE WHAT READERS LIKE!

•  The point i am driving  out .  When i started blogging i am not after earnings , i just want to write what i know and feel and i am also after readers who would benefit from this articles but you wont get readers if they are not interested in what you are writing, so you have to write about  the interest of the readers.  And for you to know that interest of the readers there must be tools to determine the interest of the readers, subscribers if not you will have to rely on testing , experimenting and just wait until you accumulate readers and subsribers ,  so why bother do that when there are already developed tools to know what your reader wants but still you have to determine and study it.  The search tool and the keyword system is a good system of determining what the readers are searching and it  is also what they want to read.  It is not what you want to write but what your readers like to read.

BLOGGING NOW  IS JUST TO EARN 

• The blogging world is only divided into non business related information and business related written artices .  But both had to earn in terms of advertisements .  What is this non business blog and the business related blogging.  For what i believe non business blog is writing articles just to provide information any information on any topic you could think of. And the blogging for products and services is related and aim to get your readers , subscribers to buy a product or services.  But for the server wherein you are registered they have to earn on your blog , so no matter what you are writing they have to put ads on your blog if not they won't survive . 

• Blogging to survive in the blogosphere has to earn , if not you'll out . It is now more of a struggle to win more readers .  Knowing these lessons its a must to make changes on my blog 

What is your point of view in relation to this article , please make comments .

Lesson 2, 2 months No blog posting

The 2 months no blog posting had given me  time to review my blogsite and drew some lessons

*I found out that the name of the blogsite is very important for the search engine and the blogsite name or title must be related to your "niche" Looking back at my own blogsite , the name that i choose was an invented coined Title "Flipantasticweb" which is quite unique coined word of "Flip" or Filipinos ,"Fantastic" and "Website" but as a keyword, the niche has to be developed on this line..where in my description for the blog was very general,not specific, not descriptive enough. It will take a long time to develop this..so it would be advantageous to be more specific. This is what i have to decide later on.

*As to my experienced blogging which is about 9 months, i had seen other blogsites and i cannot help but compare my layout and design with others. I find other layout and designs very very nice and very eye catching the colors, the blending, and the layout. I envy the other sites, how did they have that kind of design and layout. So i had really made up my mind to change my layout design.. but i know it would also take time, but my decision to change is final.

* Adsense for my blogsite is not significantly increasing though for a newbee in blogging i would say its rather good enough but i have to increase my adsense earnings. I have to change the layout to place the ads that would increase the adsense. And also study aboout adwords .


What can you say fellow readers and bloggers , do give comments and share your insights.

Lessons 1, 2 Months No Blog Posting

Hello again fellow bloggers, readers, visitors and subscribers its been a long time since i posted my last article "Site in the No. 1 Spot" last July 24 and have not updated this blog site for new article. I am really sorry, it happened . I believe it happens to anybody , not only to me but i think to every blogger and there's always a reason. My reasons for "No blog posting" is surely different.

For me its more a personal reason that had affected my enthusiasm, my interest and my strength. I was lost for a moment when an emotional problem aroused that i could not post any blog. I had no concentration , the problem had struck me wholly. But now i had managed and in the last "2 Months" i had resolved my emotional baggages and had to faced a new me and had gathered more stamina to continue with my goals in life and part of this is the online quest. In my last two months , there were "LESSONS", I devoted a lot of time analyzing my personal problems and finally had resolutions that pieced up myself to be one again.

The 2 months no blog posting had affected my google ranking from rank 3 to rank 2.
Its true , it had been lowered because there was a big reduction of visitors, readers and subscribers on my blogsite.

* From a standpoint of business my blog site is almost like dying by the day from the last article in July to the present. When i mean its dying it is gradually having no economic value for Google so it has to be rank lower. Lower means less advertising, less income for Google and of course lower adsense. And if i do not post again , my blog site will eventually closed.

*Though i deserve to be rank lower down because its lowering economic value for Google. I believe i had already learned the magic in putting my blog postings on the no. 1 spot , because for a long period of time almost 2 months the Article "Site in no 1 Spot" remains to be in the no 1 in the search results. But the problem of my blog site is still traffic and the readers, visitors and subscribers should contribute for the adsense increase.

Did you have this kind of experienced fellow bloggers? Let us show other readers your side or comments..